Total Medals Earned: 2,348 (From 450 different games.) Total Medal Score: 33,975 Points
Medals Earned: 2/3 (60/160 points)
Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!
Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!
Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!
Medals Earned: 5/9 (25/185 points)
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 10 Times
Poop Yourself to Death
Get Electrocuted
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 20 Times
Cause a Car Crash with your Doody
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 30 Times
Beat Call of Doody using only 5 poops.
Medals Earned: 8/16 (105/340 points)
Earn a bronze medal!
Wear your first cap
Figure out the controls!
Even quitting earns you an achievement! Now try again harder!
Earn a gold medal!
Now try to beat your highscore!
Earn your very first highscore by beating the game!
Burn a stack of blue caps at gold height!
Send your score for the world to see!
Earn a silver medal!
Get at least 7 achievements
Earn a platinum medal!
Finish a level with a brown cowboy hat on top of the stack!
Finish a level with a black magician hat on top of the stack!
Catch all caps at any one level
Only for hardcores. Build a stack of caps that touch the top screen!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (25/75 points)
Reach level 8
Reach level 15
Reach Level 22
Reach Level 29
Complete all 35 levels.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/70 points)
Acquire the Swampgas Shotgun
Hallucinate
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 6/10 (30/50 points)
Medals Earned: 5/12 (190/365 points)
Enter The Cave of No Return
Enter The Mushroom Forest
Trip 5 Times During 1 Game
Trip 10 Times During 1 Game
Trip 15 Times During 1 Game
View The Credits
Stay Close To The Avalanche For A Short Amount Of Time
Slide A Fair Bit
Stay Close To The Avalanche For A Medium Amount Of Time
Slide Quite A Bit
Slide A Lot!
Stay Close To The Avalanche For Quite A While!
Medals Earned: 10/10 (315/315 points)
Die before beating Luis.
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
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