Total Medals Earned: 2,348 (From 450 different games.) Total Medal Score: 33,975 Points
Medals Earned: 2/10 (35/330 points)
Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
You are such a sweet sweet thing
Reach the graveyard
Just leave
You dream your life away
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Slay 20 demon bastards
Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
Escape the Tornado of Souls
Get an autograph from Ozzy
Medals Earned: 8/14 (60/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Get to the flag when fat
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/85 points)
Fully clear a dungeon.
Reach a total fame of over 1000
Have over 50 Protection
Complete the Ascended campaign
Have over 10,000gp at one time.
Reach the bottom of the mystery dungeon
Medals Earned: 3/17 (60/480 points)
Get killed by a zombie.
Kill Zomboss.
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Smileborg
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 12/30 (70/270 points)
Kill 100 Soldiers
Kill 30 Soldiers
Capture 15 flags
Kill 1 Soldier
Earn 1000$
Complete the first mission
Get killed by the map
Earn 100$
Win a mission in Overdrive mode
Score a Triple Kill
Control all the control points in a mission at once
Complete 50% of the missions
Unlock the Dart Gun
Score a double kill with the Ion Cannon equipped
Kill 5 soldiers holding a flag
Unlock the Rocket Launcher
Unlock the Plasma Gun
Catch a flag in the air
Unlock the Automatic Rocket Launcher
Score a double kill with the Auto. Rocket Launcher equipped
Unlock the Slow Bubble Gun
Get killed by the map 10 times
Kill 200 Soldiers
Unlock the Ion Cannon
Earn 3000$
Unlock all the armor styles
Unlock all the weapons
Complete all the missions
Kill 500 Soldiers
Kill 1000 Soldiers
Medals Earned: 3/9 (40/490 points)
Hit the sand.
Get promoted from private.
Get promoted from private first class.
Get promoted from corporal
Get promoted from sergeant.
Finish and kill more allies than enemies.
Finish with 100 kills - enemies and allies.
Finish and collect 100 dogtags.
Finish the game without firing your gun.
Medals Earned: 7/30 (65/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Welcome back!
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Find the 1st hidden song.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Collect 10 squares
Collect 20 squares
Collect 30 squares
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/165 points)
Get all weapons
Beat the game!
Beat the game without losing a single heart!
Beat the game in 'no future mode'
Medals Earned: 5/23 (70/500 points)
Score 1 million points!
Reach difficulty level 5!
Reach difficulty level 10!
Have 6 Yellow Spikes active at the same time!
Have 6 Red Seekers following you at one time!
Destroy 10 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Destroy 25 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Score 5 million points!
Destroy 50 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Reach difficulty level 15!
Score 10 million points!
Destroy 100 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Score 20 million points!
Destroy 75 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Reach difficulty level 20!
Use only Red Seekers to destroy 15 Blue Stars in a row!
Use only Yellow Spikes to destroy 5 Blue Stars in a row!
Score over 50k points using a Red Seeker on a Blue Star!
Score over 250k points using a Yellow Spike on a Blue Star!
Destroy 150 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Destroy 200 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Reach difficulty level 30!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!