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[Do you mind??]

underboooob

underboob

[LURV BEN]

O WOWW

JOO MUS BE A PROFFESIONALD MAYK MOOR ART WERKS PLX

DIS BEN GUISE SHO IZ LUKY

Rucklo responds:

YES I AM PRO ARTWURKJOBMAKER N MAEK MONIES FROM IT. BEN IS TEH SEX00R-H4WTZ00R

[Super Hamster-Man thing]

Looks nothing like M-bot

Try harder

TurkeyOnAStick responds:

DAMMIT

[The Hotness]

Awesome

This has one of the most misleadingly sexual preview photo I've seen so far.

Plus I'm a big fan of her/his left hand.

Daverom responds:

Club hand.
Who dares mark this review useless?

[WHAT AM I DOING]

Dear Sucho,

Get off your ass and go run then, you could use the exercise anyway.

PS: The drawing is dope.

sucho responds:

you know what, running's not all its cracked up to be

[Breast]

Looks good

but some parts seem a little off. The armpit area is a little wonky looking, like her arm is too skinny....can't quite put my finger on it.
Top of her shoulder looks too square to, there's a very definite line from the bottom of her collar bone to the top of her shoulder that just looks very straight and awkward.
Nose ring also look a little off, but I wasn't there so it could be perfect :P

ornery responds:

the crappy picture messed with the shading, ill get it scanned soon for a better quality and some of those issues will clear up when the real shading is more visible.

[Torso]

HEY GUYS

THIS IS NOT A PHOTOGRAPH, ORNERY IS JUST THAT GOOD!

STOP FLAGGING IT AS A PHOTO

Awesome peice Ornery, don't think i'll ever be able to draw as good as you, but we shall see >:D

I do feel like the neck looks a little wonky, got a little bit of dickneck action going on

[Ristar]

D:<

You know you're the reason I don't feel like participating in that contest right? That and the fact i'm mind numbingly lazy.

The bone highlights in his arms and legs are sick

....wait didn't Ristar wear gloves? :P

sucho responds:

he did, and lightening shoes, i decided to just make his hands and feet white hot with the strength of a thousand burning suns instead though.

[Abel's Quarry]

Grade A Beefcake

Wouldn't expect anything less, that monsters spine is epic!

Although the foreshortening looks weird in his left arm, maybe it's that his hand looks a tad small so the whole arm just comes off as really tiny.

sucho responds:

you mean Abel? yea, its hard to understand within the context of this picture, but it is retracted somewhat, like the sickles start at the elbows and knees, so the arm pulls back to that point.

[Self Portrait]

ink?!

Damn the tones are so clean! Awesome job, the background bothers me a bit but the subtle shading in the face is crazy