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Total Medals Earned: 2,354 (From 451 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 34,005 Points

The Bester Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 10/16 (180/455 points)

Good Call 5 Points

Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.

Armed & Dangerous 10 Points

Find a spare set of arms

Comedy Gold 10 Points

Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.

Fonz Whisperer 10 Points

Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.

I Have Crabs! 10 Points

Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.

Sorry Wilson 10 Points

Lose Wilson too early.

Afterlife Affection 25 Points

Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.

Snowcone Savior 25 Points

Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Bob Buddy 25 Points

Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.

Eye For Value 25 Points

Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.

Talkative 50 Points

Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.

Dino Master 100 Points

Beat the entire game.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

The Breach

Medals Earned: 4/5 (65/115 points)

20 Kills 5 Points

Kill 20 enemies

Kill First Boss 10 Points

Kill the first boss

Game Complete 25 Points

Complete the game

Kill 3rd Boss 25 Points

Kill the 3rd Boss

20 Stars 50 Points

Obtain 20 stars

The Duder Dilemma

Medals Earned: 3/4 (100/200 points)

Hick-tory 25 Points

Defeat the boss

Red-headed step-child 25 Points

Buy all upgrades, including the jetpack

Corn-fed-erate soldier 50 Points

Earn 2500 points or more

Yokel Anesthetic 100 Points

Beat the boss without upgrading anything

the Engineer

Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/135 points)

Bomber 5 Points

Place a bomb on destructible terrain

Maxified Turret 10 Points

Upgrade any turret to its maximum

Maxified Armor 10 Points

Fully upgrade your armor

Maxified Weapon 10 Points

Fully upgrade a hand held weapon

Fully Loaded 25 Points

Buy all hand held weapons at once

Time for a FemBot 50 Points

Finish Zach Scrap's Campaign

Survivor 25 Points

Last 2 minutes in survival mode

The Flying Grapefruit

Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/110 points)

You Won 10 Points

Beat the game.

750 25 Points

Finish the game with 750 leaves.

Infinite - 500 25 Points

Get a score of 500+ on infinite mode

Infinite - 1000 50 Points

Get 1000 points on infinite mode

The Gun Game

Medals Earned: 2/8 (60/395 points)

Reloader 10 Points

Reload any weapon 100 times

Campaigner 50 Points

Complete all 21 Campaign stages

Midnight Skully 10 Points

???

Juggler 25 Points

Flip a gun 100 times

Gun Addict 50 Points

Play for 4 hours

Target Hater 50 Points

Equalize 500 targets

Expert 100 Points

Earn 57 expert medals

Ultimate Gun Gamer 100 Points

Collect every single in game achievement

the Kill Kar II: Revenge

Medals Earned: 2/9 (75/470 points)

Krash the Kage 25 Points

Escape to the big city

Kill-a-K 50 Points

Kill one thousand people

Klean run 10 Points

Beat a level without any damage or blood on your car

Krapped on 10 Points

Pass a level with less then 5% health left

Kataklism 25 Points

Kill everyone in any level using only missiles

Kash Kow 50 Points

Earn over 100,000 dollars

Kan do 100 Points

Beat all levels above 80%

Kant Katch Up 100 Points

Get gold on all race levels

Kraked 100 Points

Beat the game

The Lance!

Medals Earned: 3/4 (25/50 points)

Handle on things 5 Points

First Victory

Plays Lance A Lot 10 Points

Beat the Champ.

Scrooge McJoust 10 Points

Hoarde 1000Gold without spending it.

Horses For Courses 25 Points

Buy the best horse. What a bargain!

The Rise

Medals Earned: 30/30 (500/500 points)

Level 1 10 Points

Beat Level 1

Level 10 10 Points

Beat Level 10

Level 11 10 Points

Beat Level 11

Level 12 10 Points

Beat Level 12

Level 13 10 Points

Beat Level 13

Level 14 10 Points

Beat Level 14

Level 15 10 Points

Beat Level 15

Level 16 10 Points

Beat Level 16

Level 17 10 Points

Beat Level 17

Level 18 10 Points

Beat Level 18

Level 19 10 Points

Beat Level 19

Level 2 10 Points

Beat Level 2

Level 20 10 Points

Beat Level 20

Level 21 10 Points

Beat Level 21

Level 22 10 Points

Beat Level 22

Level 23 10 Points

Beat Level 23

Level 24 10 Points

Beat Level 24

Level 25 10 Points

Beat Level 25

Level 3 10 Points

Beat Level 3

Level 4 10 Points

Beat Level 4

Level 5 10 Points

Beat Level 5

Level 6 10 Points

Beat Level 6

Level 7 10 Points

Beat Level 7

Level 8 10 Points

Beat Level 8

Level 9 10 Points

Beat Level 9

Level 26 25 Points

Beat Level 26

Level 27 25 Points

Beat Level 27

Level 28 50 Points

Beat Level 28

Level 29 50 Points

Beat Level 29

Level 30 100 Points

Beat Level 30

The Room Tribute

Medals Earned: 1/16 (10/495 points)

Nastwich 10 Points

Make a nasty sandwich.

The Johnny 10 Points

Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.

Best Friend 25 Points

Best your friend.

Bookworm 25 Points

Read EVERYTHING.

Bugged 25 Points

Record EVERYTHING (and listen).

Destroyer 25 Points

Smash EVERYTHING.

Payback 25 Points

It's a bitch.

Pusher 25 Points

Push the hardest.

Rainmaker 25 Points

Make it rain!

Runner 25 Points

Win the race.

The Room 25 Points

Find it.

Perfect Drug 50 Points

Take down Chris R in three rounds.

Quarterback 50 Points

Make a perfect pass every time.

Receiver 50 Points

Catch the ball every time.

The Machine 50 Points

Activate it.

Unsee 50 Points

See everything you shouldn't see.