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Total Medals Earned: 2,354 (From 451 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 34,005 Points

Solipskier

Medals Earned: 3/7 (30/110 points)

Bronze Medal in Awesomeness 10 Points

Achieve 1m points in a single run.

Where'd All My Tunes Go At?! 10 Points

Go fast enough to lose your headphones to the wind.

Wicked Tricks 10 Points

Achieve a 50x multi.

Nice Jump 5 Points

Get 100k points in a single high jump.

Awesome Combo! 25 Points

Achieve 100x multi.

Gold Medal in Awesomeness 25 Points

Achieve 50m points in a single run.

Sick Air! 25 Points

Get 1m points in a single high jump.

SoulCrusher Cabin

Medals Earned: 3/7 (60/320 points)

Full Bars 50 Points

Use the highest magic level.

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No Hitter 100 Points

Don't take damage in a level.

Quick Time 100 Points

Do it in under 10 minutes

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Space-ninja

Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/185 points)

Space Ninja 10 Points

Complete the game

Perfectionist 25 Points

Collect all the gold

Speed Freak 25 Points

Complete any level in under 30 seconds

Invincible 100 Points

Don't die

Peace Keeper 25 Points

Don't kill any grunts

Spewer

Medals Earned: 4/7 (50/210 points)

Burp 5 Points

Complete the first chapter.

Airhead 10 Points

Complete the second chapter.

Rocket Sauce 10 Points

Complete the third chapter.

Gishy 25 Points

Complete the fourth chapter.

Architect 10 Points

Complete a level made in the map editor.

Conclusion 50 Points

Complete the final chapter.

Perfectionist 100 Points

Complete the bonus chapter.

Spike - A Love Story

Medals Earned: 8/14 (70/290 points)

Beyond Words 5 Points

Cut Off a Conversation

Centerpieces 5 Points

A Nice Center Smash

Droppin' Ten 5 Points

Ten Crush-Hugs

Easy Fiver 5 Points

Five Love Taps

Just Barely 5 Points

Far Right Smoosh

Comedic Timing 10 Points

You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!

Teen Angst 10 Points

Fifteen Gory Love Lunges

Blackjack 25 Points

21 Spikey Embraces

Quickie 10 Points

Far Left Hit

You Will Survive 10 Points

20 Hits in Survival

A Perfect Love 25 Points

Perfect Score in Story Mode

Superior Smoosher 25 Points

30 Hits in Survival

The Crusher 50 Points

40 Hits in Survival

MASTER SMASHER 100 Points

50 Hits in Survival

Spike: A Love Story Too

Medals Earned: 4/12 (25/250 points)

Morning 5 Points

You made it through the morning shift!

Afternoon 5 Points

You're over the hump!

Rebound 5 Points

You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.

Six Pointer 10 Points

You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!

End of the Day 10 Points

You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.

Survived Five 5 Points

You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.

Ten Down 10 Points

You're getting up there!

Twenty is Plenty 50 Points

You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.

Dummy Challenge 50 Points

You got mad points with little to work with!

Security is Nice 50 Points

You completed employment mode with 100% security!

Keep on Smashing 25 Points

You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!

Don't Talk to the Monsters 25 Points

Perfect in the monster challenge

St. Pattack

Medals Earned: 2/5 (20/120 points)

Juggling 10 Points

What an entertaining pastime!

The Special Day 10 Points

Happy St. Patrick's Day!!

Good Shepherd 25 Points

Sheep are fun to hit, but you declined...

Life Saver 25 Points

Kept your four leaf clover throughout the whole game.

Master 50 Points

No one can stop you!

Staff Sumo Smackdown!

Medals Earned: 5/12 (80/390 points)

A Grenade 5 Points

Beat the game with Wade

The Bomb 5 Points

Beat the game with Tom

PERFECT! 50 Points

Win a round without taking damage

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Staff Sumo Smackdown SUPERSTAR 100 Points

Beat the game with EVERYBODY

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Stamper's Quest For Fags

Medals Earned: 6/7 (100/200 points)

Occasional Smoker 10 Points

Score 50 points in easy mode.

2 pack-a-day 25 Points

Score 50 points in medium mode.

Chain Smoker 50 Points

Score 50 points in advanced mode.

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Full-Time Addict 100 Points

Score 100 points in nightmare mode.

Star Forge

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/150 points)

Master Builder 5 Points

Build 10 towers in a single game

Capital Offense 10 Points

Destroy 15 Capital ships in a single game

Normal Victory 10 Points

Complete game on Normal Mode or higher

Hard Victory 25 Points

Complete game on Hard Mode or higher

Insane Victory 50 Points

Complete game on Insane Mode or higher

Survival of the Fittest 50 Points

Get a score of 6,000,000 in Survival Mode.