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Total Medals Earned: 2,354 (From 451 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 34,005 Points

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Super Mario BP Oil Spill

Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/285 points)

FISHY ASSIST 5 Points

Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.

GLUG GLUG 10 Points

Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.

SUCKER 10 Points

Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.

BLOW ME 25 Points

Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.

MINE YOUR BUSINESS 25 Points

Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.

OCEAN DEFENDER 25 Points

Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.

TORPEDO TERROR 25 Points

Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.

AQUAMAN 50 Points

Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.

EMPLOYEE MERCY 50 Points

Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.

HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 50 Points

Kill at least five submarines in a single game.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Super Norris Advance

Medals Earned: 6/9 (35/60 points)

BALLS OF FIRE 5 Points

Jump over a flame. (Jump over one of Bowsa's fireballs)

Button Test 5 Points

Figured out the buttons? Good. (Press each control once)

Leftorioum 5 Points

Go the wrong way. (Press left at any time)

Pit Faller 5 Points

Fall into a hole.

Texas Ranger 5 Points

Take out everything. (Defeat every enemy)

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Derp 5 Points

Search for your brain. (Sit on the title screen for 10 seconds)

Peacekeeper 10 Points

Leave the innocents alone. (Do not harm a single foe, ecluding Bowsa and Toad)

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Super Playboy

Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/260 points)

This is Sparta! 5 Points

killed by spearmen

Tons Drop! 5 Points

drop from 5 meters height

Invasion 5 Points

kill 15 civilians

The Hero 10 Points

kill 20 spearmen

Genocide 10 Points

destroy 10 catapults

Dragon Rider 10 Points

destroy 10 balloons

The One 25 Points

kill 15 wizards

Epic Dead 5 Points

killed by an explosion

Mission Completed? 50 Points

finish all levels

Superhero 25 Points

survive 5 minutes in Survival Mode

God of Playboy 50 Points

survive 15 minutes in Survival Mode

Chicken Run! 25 Points

kill 30 chickens

Rubber Hero 10 Points

bounce back 25 projectiles

True Playboy 25 Points

kiss 25 girls

Super Ryucopter

Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)

quit spamming ya buttmunch 10 Points

throw 100 hadoukens

I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR A BEATING 50 Points

defeat all large enemies

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

super sweatshop mastar

Medals Earned: 2/3 (75/175 points)

1000 km 25 Points

Go 1000 km for the mother land

5000 km 50 Points

Go 5000 km for great power

10000 km 100 Points

Go 10000 km to prove your loyalty

Sydney Shark

Medals Earned: 13/17 (350/525 points)

AirbusA380 25 Points

Take down the Airbus A380

BAEHawk 25 Points

Take down the BAE Hawk

BroadcastHeli 25 Points

Take down the Broadcast helicopter

CH46SeaKnight 25 Points

Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter

CrocodileJet 25 Points

Take down the crocodile jet

DHC2Beaver 25 Points

Take down the DHC 2 Beaver

HH65Dolphin 25 Points

Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter

Kayak 25 Points

Crush 10 kayaks

NuclearRocket 25 Points

Nuke Sydney

Sailplane 25 Points

Take down the sailplane

UFO 25 Points

Take down the UFO

Zeppelin 25 Points

Take down the zeppelin

Horse 50 Points

Kill 9 horses

Orca 25 Points

Eat 60 pieces of Orca

Passenger 50 Points

Kill 30 cruise ship passengers

SkyDiver 50 Points

Kill 10 sky divers

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

T E T R I S ' D: The Game

Medals Earned: 2/15 (10/325 points)

One Wrong Move 5 Points

Die by falling off the edge.

Tetris'd 5 Points

Die by getting squished.

'My Up Key is Jammed!' 5 Points

Survive 15 seconds without jumping.

Competing 5 Points

Submit your score.

Still Alive 5 Points

Stay alive for 50 block-drops

That Was Useful 5 Points

Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.

Well Educated 5 Points

Complete the Tutorial.

Addicted 10 Points

Play the game for at least 20 minutes.

I'm Not Stopping 10 Points

Stay alive for 100 block-drops.

Leap, Kangaroo 10 Points

Jump 50 times in one game.

Total Showoff! 10 Points

Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.

Dodgelicious 25 Points

Stay alive for 250 block-drops.

Smooth Moves 25 Points

Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.

Ninja 100 Points

Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.

True G4m3r 100 Points

Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.

take care of the trees

Medals Earned: 5/9 (45/90 points)

A Blocked Path 5 Points

Talk to your brother.

It's Dangerous to go Alone 5 Points

Get the axe.

Pull it! 5 Points

Pull the switch.

Side Effects Include.. 5 Points

Talk to the suspicious caravan.

You Win..? 25 Points

That was a weird game.

Home Sweet Home 5 Points

Try to enter the house.

Shameless Self Promotion 5 Points

Visit my world wide website.

Fire and Brimstone 10 Points

Burn down all the houses.

Mr. Literal 25 Points

Cut down all of the trees.

Talesworth Adventure Ep 2

Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/465 points)

Cap and Diploma 5 Points

Complete Adventurer's Training and go forth into Talesworth

Better Him Than Me 5 Points

Send an enemy hurtling down a pit

Freeclimber 10 Points

Obtain the Ivory Tooth artifact from the Mountains

Golden Acorn 10 Points

Complete 4 forest rooms with a Gold score

In the Foothills 10 Points

Complete 4 mountain rooms with a Gold score

Paragon Path 10 Points

Complete a room with less tools than Gold requires

Rock Miner 10 Points

Collect 17 gems

Spelunking Spree 10 Points

Obtain the Diamond artifact from the Caves

Tree Hugger 10 Points

Obtain the Ebon Horn artifact from the Forest

Troll Stomping 10 Points

Complete 4 cave rooms with a Gold score

Brain Fry 25 Points

Complete all the Bonus Rooms

Epic Ranger 25 Points

Complete all the forest rooms with a Gold score

Gimme Gimme 25 Points

Collect all 34 gems

Cave King 50 Points

Complete all the cave rooms with a Gold score

Mountaineer 50 Points

Complete all the mountain rooms with a Gold score

Questy FTW 50 Points

Destroy Boneyard, make Questy rich, and save Talesworth!

Skilled Cleric 50 Points

Complete 4 catacomb rooms with a Gold score

Crypt Keeper 100 Points

Complete all the catacomb rooms with a Gold score

Talesworth Adventure Ep.1

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/180 points)

Noob Test 5 Points

Solve every easy (blue) room

A Novice No More 5 Points

Solve every medium (teal) room

True Adventurer 10 Points

Solve every challenging (red) room

Warrior Proper 10 Points

Solve every hard (purple) room

Glutton for Punishment 25 Points

Solve every bonus (green) room

Purveyor of Finery 25 Points

Collect all 25 gems located throughout the castle

Hoard the Hoard 50 Points

Slay the Talesworth Dragon and obtain his hoard

Thinking Things Through 50 Points

Complete the game using 5 or less Resets