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Total Medals Earned: 2,354 (From 451 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 34,005 Points

Butcherbugs

Medals Earned: 2/3 (60/160 points)

Puberty 10 Points

Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!

Temporal Lobe 50 Points

Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!

Ladybugs Knocking Over Deadly Butchers 100 Points

Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!

Call of 'Doody'

Medals Earned: 5/9 (25/185 points)

Electric Jump Rope x10 5 Points

Successfully Avoid the Electricity 10 Times

Fatal Diarrhea 5 Points

Poop Yourself to Death

Kentucky Fried Pigeon 5 Points

Get Electrocuted

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Electric Jump Rope x20 10 Points

Successfully Avoid the Electricity 20 Times

Doody Assassin 25 Points

Cause a Car Crash with your Doody

Electric Jump Rope x30 25 Points

Successfully Avoid the Electricity 30 Times

#1 Pooper 100 Points

Beat Call of Doody using only 5 poops.

Cap Stack

Medals Earned: 8/16 (105/340 points)

Cap-det 5 Points

Earn a bronze medal!

First Cap 5 Points

Wear your first cap

Not the Keys 5 Points

Figure out the controls!

Quitter 5 Points

Even quitting earns you an achievement! Now try again harder!

Cap-mmander 10 Points

Earn a gold medal!

Beating your own 25 Points

Now try to beat your highscore!

First Hiscore 25 Points

Earn your very first highscore by beating the game!

Stack Burner 25 Points

Burn a stack of blue caps at gold height!

Bragging Rights 5 Points

Send your score for the world to see!

Cap-tain 5 Points

Earn a silver medal!

Achiever 25 Points

Get at least 7 achievements

Cap-mmodore 25 Points

Earn a platinum medal!

Cowboy 25 Points

Finish a level with a brown cowboy hat on top of the stack!

Magician 25 Points

Finish a level with a black magician hat on top of the stack!

Perfectionist 25 Points

Catch all caps at any one level

Touch the Sky 100 Points

Only for hardcores. Build a stack of caps that touch the top screen!

Captain Fugly

Medals Earned: 3/5 (25/75 points)

Rank I 5 Points

Reach level 8

Rank II 10 Points

Reach level 15

Rank III 10 Points

Reach Level 22

Rank IV 25 Points

Reach Level 29

Rank V 25 Points

Complete all 35 levels.

Castle Crashing the Beard

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

Whiskered Away 5 Points

Level Up once.

Fabulous! 25 Points

Reach the maxed out level.

Graven Image 25 Points

Win without hitting a gravestone.

Power Razor 25 Points

Win without losing a life.

The Fast and the Furriest 25 Points

Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)

Beat to a Fulp 50 Points

Defeat The Beard

Castle of the Insect King

Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/70 points)

Swampgas Shotgun 10 Points

Acquire the Swampgas Shotgun

Fear and Loathing 10 Points

Hallucinate

King of the Castle 25 Points

Beat the game.

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Catch 51

Medals Earned: 6/10 (30/50 points)

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Cave of No Return

Medals Earned: 5/12 (190/365 points)

No Return 5 Points

Enter The Cave of No Return

Mushrooms Are Bad For You 10 Points

Enter The Mushroom Forest

Going On A Trip 25 Points

Trip 5 Times During 1 Game

Going On A Longer Trip 50 Points

Trip 10 Times During 1 Game

There But Not Back Again 100 Points

Trip 15 Times During 1 Game

Inquisitive Soul 5 Points

View The Credits

Rain of Pebbles 10 Points

Stay Close To The Avalanche For A Short Amount Of Time

Sliding Princess 10 Points

Slide A Fair Bit

Rain of Stones 25 Points

Stay Close To The Avalanche For A Medium Amount Of Time

Sliding Queen 25 Points

Slide Quite A Bit

Mother of Slide 50 Points

Slide A Lot!

Stone Storm 50 Points

Stay Close To The Avalanche For Quite A While!

Cave of Wonders

Medals Earned: 10/10 (315/315 points)

Black Coffin 10 Points

Die before beating Luis.

Rude awakening 10 Points

Defeat Luis' 1st form.

Tighty whitey power 10 Points

Defeat Luis' 2nd form.

Abyss-mal 25 Points

Find the 2nd alternate ending.

Grape Crush 25 Points

Find the 1st alternate ending.

Stack the deck 25 Points

Defeat Luis' 3rd form.

Flee powder 50 Points

Escape the cave.

Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points

Beat the game in under 200 seconds.

Real Ultimate Power 100 Points

Complete all other achievements!

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Charlie Buchanan: Job

Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)

Charlie Buchanan, BAMF 10 Points

"That's the last time he'll give an interview..."